Location: Aransas Pass, TX
|Heard this one lately, but have no idea who came up with it.
A fellow hurried into a Pet Clinic carrying his little dog. "Please help me, my dog isn't responding to me", the man asked the Veterinarian. The Vet. looked at the dog and told the man his dog is dead. The man couldn't believe his beloved pet had died and demanded the Vet. help the poor animal and make him better. The Vet. told the man again, "Your dog is dead, that'll be $35.00!" In disbelief the man demanded more to be done to help his dog. "OK", said the Vet. and he went into the back room and brought out a huge calico cat and placed the cat on the table with the dog. The cat slowly walked around the dog and when he got back to the same place he started, he sat down and meowed. The doctor said, "There now, that proves it, your dog is dead". The man still didn't believe his dog was dead so the Vet. went into the back room and brought out a Labrador Retriever and it went directly to the man's dog and sniffed and pushed the animal and finally sat down and barked twice. Well now, that proves it, your dog is dead. The man picked up his animal which by now had become somewhat stiff and cold and decided the doctor was right. He reached into his pocket for his wallet and the doctor said, "That'll be $245.30! "What!! You told me $35.00!!"
The Vet. said, "That was before the catscan and the labwork!!!!!!!!!!!"