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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:22 am

Mahigeer

Posts: 5498

The add read…. “Talking dog for sale”.

The potential buyer went to the house in the address and saw a dog.
He asked the owner …“does this dog really talk?” The owner said go ahead ask him yourself.

The buyer asked the dog “do you talk?” The dog answered “of course I do. I used to be an undercover agent for the CIA.
I would be in the meetings, and no one worried that I could relay my findings to the CIA headquarters.”

I did undercover work for FBI to bust some narcotic, gang and other crime related activities.

I was overseas to help with ousting of some dictators in Middle East.

I did……
I did…
I did…

Finally the ever so impressed buyer, asked the home owner….. “How much do you want for the dog?”

The owner said $10.00.
“$10.00 for such a dog?” asked the buyer, with everything that he has done?

Yes said the owner. This dog likes to BS a lot.. He hasn’t even been out of this yard!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:04 pm

IRPescador

Posts: 665
Location: Concord, CA

Good one!

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:09 pm

muttfishr

Posts: 1651
Location: Tulare

Ha,Ha,Ha,,,,,,,,Good One Bro, I'll bet that dog's one hell of a fisherman!!!!!...mutt.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:45 pm

JellyFish

Posts: 812
Location: Southern California

thanks for the laugh

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:07 pm

tranbaby2

Posts: 1101
Location: Lagos, Nigeria

muttfishr wrote:

Ha,Ha,Ha,,,,,,,,Good One Bro, I'll bet that dog's one hell of a fisherman!!!!!...mutt.

yeah, didn't he mention he caught 58 black sea bass, 13 threshers, 6 great whites and 2 whales? All released of course

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:45 pm

red fish

Posts: 1812
Location: Berkeley Pier

tranbaby2 wrote:

muttfishr wrote:

Ha,Ha,Ha,,,,,,,,Good One Bro, I'll bet that dog's one hell of a fisherman!!!!!...mutt.

yeah, didn't he mention he caught 58 black sea bass, 13 threshers, 6 great whites and 2 whales? All released of course

red fish wrote:

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Yeah, with a Penn Jigmaster with 2,000 yards of 10 pound flourocarbon. And no pictures were taken because he didn't want to waste any extra time releasing the fish by taking photos and potentially harming any fish he didn't intend on keeping. Wink

It is a funny joke and it has been awhile since I have heard that one!

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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:05 am

illcatchanything2

Posts: 4395

tranbaby2 wrote:

yeah, didn't he mention he caught 58 black sea bass, 13 threshers, 6 great whites and 2 whales? All released of course

I heard about that one..... He used 1 of the whales to tow him out (using an ice chest for a boat) to a disabled Navy Ship. Once on board he did CPR on the Captain & brought him back to life. Then he hooked another whale and towed the ship back into port. They offered him the Medal Of Freedom, but he said no he was just doing his duty.... Smile

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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:23 am

richd1963

Posts: 366
Location: Pasadena, CA

A true fishermans dog!
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:59 pm

Sofa King

Posts: 1209
Location: Danville Ca.

illcatchanything2 wrote:

tranbaby2 wrote:

yeah, didn't he mention he caught 58 black sea bass, 13 threshers, 6 great whites and 2 whales? All released of course

I heard about that one..... He used 1 of the whales to tow him out (using an ice chest for a boat) to a disabled Navy Ship. Once on board he did CPR on the Captain & brought him back to life. Then he hooked another whale and towed the ship back into port. They offered him the Medal Of Freedom, but he said no he was just doing his duty.... Smile

Hey, Don't we know that guy?
He regularly gets spooled by furbags...
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